The Reincarnation of Paul Revere's Horse

We had Florida in 2000, Ohio in 2004; Which state will the election get called for this year?

The Reincarnation of Paul Revere's Horse

Which country will be the first to be balkanized?

If you gave Falwell an enema, he'd be buried in a matchbox

http://youtube.com/watch?v=doKkOSMaTk4

Newt's Not Running

Newt Gingrich is not running for president. I could prove it with cameraphone pictures had I paid my phone bill.